2022-01-11: Slugs

On drowning slugs in beer:

A wonderful beast is the slug,
Its yellow banana like lugs,
Dangle in the wind,
As they swirl and they swim’d,
In a pint of Guiness: Glug Glug!

Muse of a Banana Slug

Banana slugs love to contrive
To sing; makes them feel alive.
But to write poetry,
Makes them feel dirty,
And in their slime they squirm and they writhe!

Hair dye for slugs

There was a young slug name of Jim,
Whose hair grew quite lank grey and grim,
He tried different dies,
To accentuate his eyes
And to make his slug body look slim!